What's our social sec been up to

Our favourite social secretary has been spotted this week hobbling around campus with a walk mirroring that of John Wayne.  Painful groin, painful thighs are the complaint of miss harrison, and we're wondering what she's been up to to cause such intimate injuries.  social sec suggests its use to a recent day out 'horse riding'.  We wonder if it was just horses she was riding... Whatever the cause of these injuries, we certainly know it was well hung...