Weekend Fun... CSM NETBALL STYLE

What's our social sec been up to

Our favourite social secretary has been spotted this week hobbling around campus with a walk mirroring that of John Wayne.  Painful groin, painful thighs are the complaint of miss harrison, and we're wondering what she's been up to to cause such intimate injuries.  social sec suggests its use to a recent day out 'horse riding'.  We wonder if it was just horses she was riding... Whatever the cause of these injuries, we certainly know it was well hung...

What's this we spy?

The CSM Hockey blog being hacked and taken over??... how unfortunate...

http://www.csmhockeyclub.blogspot.com/

xoxo ;)

Milky Bar Loving

We have juice for you netballers... and we got the good stuff.  Updates on our sexretary have come to light, and rumours of her most recent victim have come forward...
When we say recent victim, we mean a victim which our social sec has been slowly preparing for a while; it seems she has her game head on.
After numerous visits to the infamous 'Big Yellow' social sec has been preparing a certain Milky Bar kid - rugby playing CSMer for her final attack.  Eye witnesses tell us that her trips to scope out the habitat of her most recent victim have been numerous, however the final kill has not yet been performed.  Only time will tell if our CSM predator will succeed... but fear not. When we have news, you have news.

CSM Love Children?

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR FIRST CSM MOTHER TO BE

A Massive shoutout to one of our freshers who has some EXTREMELY exciting news. As pictures suggest, our fresher went into labour, and in what classier place than the floor of toast, to the dirty bass beats of the resident DJ.   We're all thrilled we were able to be involved in your special moment, and wish you all the best in the future.

A Legend is Born

Monday Socials Bring New Faces, New Drinkers and New Legends, and as CSM, The team of GODS LEGENDS AND MINERS, we would like to give a particular shout out to a PARTICULAR legend that has gained our attention.

This Netball fresher has made quite the impression,

her competitive streak

 her pure alcoholism

and utter BANTER...

 has gained her a position of respect. The ULTIMATE shark attack player, we dedicate this post, to her.

Social Sexretary?

We would like to make a call out to our social secretary who we appeared to have lost.  We have gathered photographic evidence of her from earlier on in the night, which appears to suggest that she was in fact present, however, we are confused as to what happened to her.

Earlier Evidence proving Ms Harrisons presence

However, as the night went on, it seemed she shockingly appeared to be not seen, and MOST surprisingly, not heard.  Rumours have it she snuck out to track down miner freshers, who she was spotted praying on around the time of the above photo, whereas others just suggested she kept going out for a fag.

Further Evidence, however, has been gained and has been drawn to our attention.  This cheeky shot perhaps confirms our above suspicions? First social, and our social sec, attempting to hide her face in shame, is on the prowl.  Who shall be her next victim? only time will tell...