Weekend Fun... CSM NETBALL STYLE

What's our social sec been up to

Our favourite social secretary has been spotted this week hobbling around campus with a walk mirroring that of John Wayne.  Painful groin, painful thighs are the complaint of miss harrison, and we're wondering what she's been up to to cause such intimate injuries.  social sec suggests its use to a recent day out 'horse riding'.  We wonder if it was just horses she was riding... Whatever the cause of these injuries, we certainly know it was well hung...

What's this we spy?

The CSM Hockey blog being hacked and taken over??... how unfortunate...

http://www.csmhockeyclub.blogspot.com/

xoxo ;)

Milky Bar Loving

We have juice for you netballers... and we got the good stuff.  Updates on our sexretary have come to light, and rumours of her most recent victim have come forward...
When we say recent victim, we mean a victim which our social sec has been slowly preparing for a while; it seems she has her game head on.
After numerous visits to the infamous 'Big Yellow' social sec has been preparing a certain Milky Bar kid - rugby playing CSMer for her final attack.  Eye witnesses tell us that her trips to scope out the habitat of her most recent victim have been numerous, however the final kill has not yet been performed.  Only time will tell if our CSM predator will succeed... but fear not. When we have news, you have news.

CSM Love Children?

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR FIRST CSM MOTHER TO BE

A Massive shoutout to one of our freshers who has some EXTREMELY exciting news. As pictures suggest, our fresher went into labour, and in what classier place than the floor of toast, to the dirty bass beats of the resident DJ.   We're all thrilled we were able to be involved in your special moment, and wish you all the best in the future.

A Legend is Born

Monday Socials Bring New Faces, New Drinkers and New Legends, and as CSM, The team of GODS LEGENDS AND MINERS, we would like to give a particular shout out to a PARTICULAR legend that has gained our attention.

This Netball fresher has made quite the impression,

her competitive streak

 her pure alcoholism

and utter BANTER...

 has gained her a position of respect. The ULTIMATE shark attack player, we dedicate this post, to her.

Social Sexretary?

We would like to make a call out to our social secretary who we appeared to have lost.  We have gathered photographic evidence of her from earlier on in the night, which appears to suggest that she was in fact present, however, we are confused as to what happened to her.

Earlier Evidence proving Ms Harrisons presence

However, as the night went on, it seemed she shockingly appeared to be not seen, and MOST surprisingly, not heard.  Rumours have it she snuck out to track down miner freshers, who she was spotted praying on around the time of the above photo, whereas others just suggested she kept going out for a fag.

Further Evidence, however, has been gained and has been drawn to our attention.  This cheeky shot perhaps confirms our above suspicions? First social, and our social sec, attempting to hide her face in shame, is on the prowl.  Who shall be her next victim? only time will tell...

YOUR CAPTAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

We, at CSM are always taught to respect our elders, and respect our superiors... and last night, well and truly, our captain showed us what she's about.  Early on in the night captain J was responsible for a rather brutal piece of criminal damage outside our most respected venue of our evening ventures.  A game of shark attack gone too far? It would seem that this ceramic classic came victim to her brutality.

She then further proved herself, as she fell short of the rules of one of our most holy games and therefore forefeited, with a beautiful display of her prowess in choice of lingere.  This choice in undergarment, however, does bring to question... who it was she was expecting be seducing this fine monday night.  Our sources report back with a direct quote from miss Jones, as she commented 'mate, I was gonna wear a thong aswell'.  Alterior motives for our innocent pub golf night out? What, or who, was she intending on doing on that evening...

 My moneys on this piece of fresh meat, but time shall tell. We shall be watching this predator like a HAWK and report back with news. fear not.  blog out.

CSM NETBALL BARE ALL IN FALMOUTH

So the year begins, the season begins, and the cages of the CSM NETBALL girls were finally unlocked as they were let lose to riot through the streets of our beloved little town, and allowed to roam the streets, attack the bars and drink barrels dry in some of our finest establishments.  Jager Bombs, Cocktails and Pints were gained, dignities were lost.  But all in the name of CSM

CSM Traditions were upheld and our ladies were, as standard, on their knees.  Tesco, in particular, were more than thrilled to see beautiful netball bottoms upturned on their newly polished floor.  Massive ratings to fresher Sinead, who despite past incidents involving police warnings, vomy dresses and lying on roads, still partook... proving that no matter what the consequences, the CSM way is ALWAYS the right way.

Already Netball girls are getting names for themselves, as the generation of poo girls are born.  We look forward to hearing further updates about their antics in future posts.  It was noticed, however, that their presence was lacking in 8pm practice the next day; could it be that during their poo times they became locked in remedies toilets never to be seen again... only time will tell...

ALLY KEEN ALLY KEEN ALLY KEEN made an appearance, and it would seem was KEEN as to express her sexual desires on a chair in Kings Head; we were not complaining.

New Limits were created and met as a certain toe sucking fresher was unleashed on Falmouth, and more sexual fetishes were unearthed. whatEVER shall we do with these girls?

Even our Secretary  was struggling to keep her legs together...

Drinks were consumed. Hats were stolen. Dance floors were owned.  Well Done Girls... CSM Netball have well and truly set the mark for socials to come.